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Monday 7 May 2012

Husband and Wife- 2 Funny Jokes






He didn’t like the curry
And he didn’t like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard…
Not like his mother used to make.

I didn’t prepare the coffee right
He didn’t like the snacks,
I didn’t mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Isn’t there anything I could do
To match his mothers shoe.

Then I smiled as I saw light
One thing I could definitely do
I turned around and slapped him tight
Like his mother used to

A husbands Story
A  bus full of wives fell into a well and all the women died

All the husband cried for one week

But one man was crying even after two weeks


" Because his wife missed the Bus."

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